Away...away...away....

I have been away awhile, but now I'm back and ready to give this blog a wedgie again. I promise to kick people when there down, to wrong the righted, to take candy from babies, anything it takes to keep this thing going.

I have been thinking....

That's it!

If you haven't seen Batman Begins, go see it ( if its still out where you are )

I have decided for now on there is going to be some order to this blog.

Monday - Tell the world how much I hate it

Tuesday - Write a haiku about whatever comes to mind

Wednesday (humpday) - Try to make people call Wednesday "HUMPDAY"

Thursday - Write some more to my script

Friday - Contemplate the meaning to life. Webster's defines life as the series of events that make up one's existence. Either that or 42. YOu decide.

Saturday - Try to learn a new word and use it excessively, like ECUMENICAL.

Sunday - Play a new song on the guitar. (right now I am working on the theme song to full metal alchemist...I know...I am such a geek!)

Eighthday - Convince the establishment that we need another day in the week. Hence Eighthday!

I promise to do all these things and more. Tune in next week to see if I kept a single one! (Place your bets please...no more bets the wheel has already begun to spin!)