Humpday...Hooray!

Hooray for today is the most fun of days, HUMPDAY! (you guessed it)

Now I know what the most prevalent thought in each of your minds is, but your wrong trickle down economics does work! Life as we know it has just gotten that much brighter, sweeter, plumper, because of HUMPDAY!! Say it with me; Hump...Day...now put it together...Hump-day...Humpday...hooray!

Those of you who wish to call this day Wednesday still will be made to dance the electric boogaloo on hot coals and thrown into a pit surrounded by TV's where all they play all day are the Teletubbies and the PeeWee Herman show!

Take that establishment. Thank you, thank you and Good Night!!!

Please Read Carefully....

Ok this should be read by one and all. I agree with all that it has to say and I for one know from experience that what the article says is genuine, it is what we have done to stay away from intimacy...real intimacy.

Haiku Tuesdays

Darn it! I hate cats

Smelly, duplicitous, cats

Always Yammering!

Hey World......................................................

Hey World its me.

I'm not too happy with you right now.

You take too much, to the point where I have nothing left to give but blood. (and I don't like doing that)

Tell you what you leave me alone and I'll try to leave you alone. Fair?

What's the deal I never get a response from you?

Do you really hate me that much?

Well I hate you too!!

There I said it, what do you think of that?

. . . .

Why is that always your answer?

Fine I don't hate you, I'm just not happy with you right now. Could you go away and come back sometime later?

Thanks,

Me.

Away...away...away....

I have been away awhile, but now I'm back and ready to give this blog a wedgie again. I promise to kick people when there down, to wrong the righted, to take candy from babies, anything it takes to keep this thing going.

I have been thinking....

That's it!

If you haven't seen Batman Begins, go see it ( if its still out where you are )

I have decided for now on there is going to be some order to this blog.

Monday - Tell the world how much I hate it

Tuesday - Write a haiku about whatever comes to mind

Wednesday (humpday) - Try to make people call Wednesday "HUMPDAY"

Thursday - Write some more to my script

Friday - Contemplate the meaning to life. Webster's defines life as the series of events that make up one's existence. Either that or 42. YOu decide.

Saturday - Try to learn a new word and use it excessively, like ECUMENICAL.

Sunday - Play a new song on the guitar. (right now I am working on the theme song to full metal alchemist...I know...I am such a geek!)

Eighthday - Convince the establishment that we need another day in the week. Hence Eighthday!

I promise to do all these things and more. Tune in next week to see if I kept a single one! (Place your bets please...no more bets the wheel has already begun to spin!)