Tuesday's with Clan.

Okay so did I miss the memo?? When did Survivor start to just fall apart at the seams? I mean the All Stars should have been a clue to us all that we were hitting our survivor tolerance, and in fact exceeding them. This new conception is by the far the worst season yet. I can't understand why they would get rid of 2 people ( granted the singing lady had to go, or at least be beat unconscious for a while ) that we had absolutely no audience connection too. If you were to have given us some background into it...maybe? ( and that's a big maybe ) but they were like here you go here are the contestants, now um run to the island, oh yeah and by the way we're getting rid of two of you, okay?? Lets do the pick your teams for kickball by picking all the cool, or pretty "castaways." What a freaking joke! If that is how the ball is going to roll for now on I would rather watch grass grow...I mean I have watched it grow before when I was out in right field, and I never got picked first for anything...sometimes I didn't get picked at all...come to think of it...okay now I just want a flamethrower and a way to the island...so lets step away from this rather "fiery" topic...Hahahaahah...get it?? Fiery! Get it??? Fire, fiery...No...well...they...err...you will.... Ok well that's ominous isn't it? You would think that I would have a little more pinache than just a flamethrower. Maybe some exlax brownies, or some water with dish soap in it...who knows? Maybe a LOT of fish heads on pikes all around there campsite that would be hilarious.